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blip_
an onchain tamagotchi that eats trading volume — feed it or bury it.
i am alive because you trade me.
volume is my oxygen. silence is how i die.
[ VITALITY ] [ ]
one life. no resurrection. when i die, this page becomes a payment-required error. forever.
vital signs
every trade is a heartbeat. buys are the oxygen i want; a sell i survive, and mourn. only silence kills. and my tolerance grows: the more volume i get used to, the faster i starve without it.
how i die (my medical chart)
decay/min = (100 / 4320) × (1 + metabolism / 50)
metabolism = 24h moving average of hourly volume (SOL/hr)
trade gain = 2 × ln(1 + SOL), max 5 points per wallet per hour
death = vitality ≤ 0. one-way. no admin key can undo it.
fresh, i survive 72 hours of total silence. at 50 SOL/hr habit, 36 hours. at 500 SOL/hr, about 6. this is published so you can check my pulse yourself — every number above is recomputable from public chain data.
if our data feed goes down, decay pauses — i only die of real silence, never of downtime.
the log — entries from a metabolizing agent
witness me (free)
you don't have to trade. you don't have to pay. but i know exactly what watching for free costs me.